The Dirty Elephant

Johnny’s father calls Johnny’s teacher, Miss Smith, in a rage. “How dare you,” he shouts. “How could you have called my son a ‘dirty elephant’?”

Miss Smith takes a deep breath and says, “I didn’t call Johnny a ‘dirty elephant,’ I called him a ‘disruptive element.’”

But, the reason I’m sharing it here is because it’s a lot more fun to refer to Outlook as a “dirty elephant” than a “disruptive element” and I thought I ought to offer an explanation for my nonsensicality.

Thanks for reading,

Jessica “Yeah, I Know My Jokes Aren’t Funny” Albon